I never met an animal i didn't like.
It's all in your attitude.
People, i think,
are the only things that know how to take up
more space
than the space they're actually in.
I'd prefer to remain a mystery.
I love animals.
I once had twenty-six cats.
To have a
really good time,
you don't have actually
look good,
you just have to think that you do.
When you want to be like something,
it means you really
love it.
The
important
thing is to infuse everything with
as much
drama
as you can.
I always notice flowers.
I wish
she'd just let me
sleep.
Being smart
could make you
depressed,
certainly,
if you weren't smart about
what you were smart about.
It's viewpoint
that's important.
Somehow, the way life works,
people usually wind up either in
crowded subways and elevators, or in
big rooms
all by themselves.
Everybody should have a big room
they can go to
and everybody should also ride the crowded subways.
It's not
what you are that counts,
it's what they think
you are.
Being clean is so important.
The less something has to say,
the more perfect it is.
I've always just tried to do things that make people laugh.
You have to be willing to get
happy about nothing.
I don't think it matters
how i'm appreciated,
on
many
levels
or just one.
Since i found out he has a secret life
and sleeps
out a lot,
i don't feel responsable for him.
Muscles are great.
Everyone should have at least
one they can
show off.
Because
if you can't mingle at all,
that's when you really get
nutty.
I love the sound of
people's
voices.
I love people.
What
makes a person spend time
being sad
when they could be
happy?
I still think
it's nice to care
about people.
As i always say,
one's company,
two's a crowd,
three's a party.
People were always getting
dressed up
for a party.
By living in one room you eliminate a lot of
worries. But the basic worries, unfortnately, remain:
Are the lights on or off?
Is the water off?
Are the cigarettes out?
Is the back door closed?
Is the elevator working?
Is there anyone in the lobby?
Who's that
sitting
in my lap?
Pets make a family
that's always loyal, will do just about anything
to make you happy,
never
criticize,
love you till the end
of the earth,
and never
expect much
in return.
Pets are really the answer.
